A Thanksgiving treat
Guess what I did for you?
I wrote you a Thanksgiving haiku.
Actually I wrote you multiple Thanksgiving haikus. Here you go.
Turkey and dressing and pumpkin pie
I’ll pass out later
Thanksgiving has come
Friends and family are together
Now pass the turkey
The cranberry sauce
Does anyone even eat that stuff?
Just taking up space
I’m going to have two
Never eat again
[Once I start writing haiku it’s kind of hard to stop.]
I hope you all enjoyed your turkey comas!